Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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