We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize