im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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