My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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