You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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