Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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