At least make sure they are 18
Why
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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