The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
