I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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