I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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