That's intense
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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