Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
