You surviving the open bar?
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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