I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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