Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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