I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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