What a fucking waste of an outfit
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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