walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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