That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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