he puts the penis in happiness.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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