He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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