The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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