So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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