I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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