I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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