i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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