Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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