So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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