Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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