Can Purell be used as lube?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i think i just lost a toe
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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