didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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