Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I AM VODKA MAN
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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