I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Small penises have feelings too.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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