it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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