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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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