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Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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