Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
