"it" just moved
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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