Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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