One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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