Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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