Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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