i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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