theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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