who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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