he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Houston, we have a squirter
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize
