ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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