Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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