guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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