your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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