Please don't use social media to get back at me.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize