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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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(940): View more from Texas

Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.

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(205): View more from Alabama

just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.

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(650): View more from California

lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck

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