is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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