just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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