Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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