Just fell off a train. Bad.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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