we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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