Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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