bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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