wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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