She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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